Singing in the Rain.

AH. I love Gene. Eugene Curran Kelly. Gorgeous person. Handsome everything. Gosh, this is the good part about being single. You can obsess about random celebrities and you don't have a boyfriend to get jealous over it. :) HEY HEY HEY. Readers. I have a de-lish recipe for you. I might have to post it later because as we speak, my mother is kinda mad at me. So....Later.
Guess what? I've taken up Ladies golf. I know..I know. Me with a large stick made of metal? Not good. SPEAKING OF. Did I tell you guys what happened one day when it was REALLY hot and sticky out? Well...I was driving some balls during lessons on the range and I bring my club down to hit my ball, miss, and chuck my club thirty feet in the air. No joke. It almost kinda not really hit someone. I was like, "Holy jesus." Hah. Anywho. So yeah. THEN my mother decides to make a spectacle of it. I mean, really mom? Nobody even saw it/knew about it until you shouted, "Oh! My daughter just let go of her club!" Thanks mom. I didn't even see it coming fast enough to shout FORE. Though I doubt that would've helped...WHOA. I just got really dizzy. I hate when that happens. I feel like I'm leaning sideways...but I'm not. Weird. Kinda like that Inception stuff. Well, I don't really know because I haven't seen it...but I'm going to take a wack at it and say it's about like, parallel reality or something like that. *sigh* I feel the need for another rampage, like in my last post, about the sun. This time...mosquitos.
MOSQUITOS
What is their purpose in this life, really? To make money for the OFF! companies, really! (HAH. I feel like Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers in that segment in SNL Daily update. XD "REALLY?!?") But seriously guys. To feed bats? And to make our lives miserable and make it humanly impossible to play golf this year!?
I HATE MOSQUITOS. I shot +7 on a par 4 today because of those bastards. I was violently swearing in my head, but was too polite to actually say it out loud. I know, *GASP* When would Katie swear!? It happens. Not often, but sometimes. Especially when it comes to those bloodsuckers. WHAT IS THEIR FRICKIN'  PROBLEM!?? They have to make evil babies. >:( OH. And then, they like, eat your blood and get so full that if you flick them you get a gush of blood. Ew. Try having to explain a giant smear of blood on your forehead to a room full of older women. Yeah. We could only muster up two and a half holes before we just plain quit. Ugh. Messing up my life they is...
And yes, I know I have curlers in my hair in my Profile pic. My friend too it, and she was like, "It's so retro." So, I stuck with it. :D I wanna look retro. I love retro. I wish I lived in the 40's when you could dress "swell" and go out with other dames and fellas in the town without having to worry about getting shot up on the block or being abducted. *sigh*
So, leave your thoughts about life, mosquitos, the amazing Gene, or protest the war, spread the love, whatever. I love feedback. And am desperate for it. SEE? I'm so desperate I'm putting it in my actual post. How pathetic. But, please?  :D Nothing's going to happen to you if you press the "comment" button, well, maybe you'll get a virtual hug from me, but that's it.
Toodley-oo. Hope I don't get West Nile Virus.
With love,
Katie.